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It’s been four years since Trump was elected POTUS. Since then, he’s managed to make enemies of our allies, super enemies out of our regular enemies, and has built a mile-high wall around the perimeter of the US. No one and nothing has gone in or out. Food is scarce and chaos ensues. All animals are now extinct and potatoes are the only edible things around. People eat potatoes 24/7, 365 days a year.
In a world where everyone and their sweet mothers sell potatoes, find a creative way to convince people to buy yours. This can be executed in any way, shape, or form but the key is to keep it clear and simple.
Trump is America’s vice, and we’ve endured an insufferable four years under his small, orange hands. He’s driven this country into the ground, but luckily for us, that’s where potatoes grow.
Regardless of the dark times, this is America - the birth place of sex, drugs, and rock & roll - so while you’re forced to chose between competing potatoes, why not pick the one that feeds your belly and powers your indulgence?
Electric Spud stood out in the market, increasing sales.